I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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