We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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