I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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