Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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