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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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