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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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