so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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