The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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