how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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