I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He did a backflip because drugs
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