HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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