"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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