I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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