it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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