This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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