It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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