Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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