been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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