Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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