Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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