Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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