its not stalking. its research.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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