"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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