I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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