Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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