I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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