Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
mondays should just be called national damage control day
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i've created a new STD.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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