did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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