i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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