The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I am spending my child support on dildos
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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