I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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