we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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