Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
