Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(336): View more from North Carolina

well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he was CRYING into my vagina

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(231): View more from Michigan

A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.

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(707): View more from California

He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are

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(425): View more from Washington

You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.

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