and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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