Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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