her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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