She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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