Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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