I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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