okay pat passed out under dana's car
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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