You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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