What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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