Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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