i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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