**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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