do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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