I cockslap morals
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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