Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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