We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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