I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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