I want to make a zoo with you.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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