Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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