She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
