are you still at the devil's house?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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