doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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